‘It’ applies to most everything – responsibility, ethic, consideration, respect, you get out what you put in etc (that clearly doesn’t work for them coz they never get anything out (for those of you who don’t get it – probably under the age of 25 – that’s because they don’t put anything in (and that ‘Zits’ cartoon – I just want to reach in there and smack him one – did someone say smack no not ‘smack’ – we aren’t allowed to touch the little precious ones – quite apart from the fact that the little shits sometimes usually almost always deserve a good talking to (read as discussion with a bit of 4x2) – despite the fact that talking to them is absolutely pointless as they know everything (didn’t we all) – I can still remember dad giving me one of those looks when I was that age (read as young and stupid) and saying one day mate you will understand – and saying something like “you will look back and say – you know the old man as right” – well dad you were right. And the amazing thing is that when you share that little gem of a story (straight from the heart) to younger people (read as morons) they just look at you and say sure dad ‘ like you’d know’
There was a famous line in ‘Guess who’s coming to dinner’ when Sydney Poitier says to his father – “ I owe you nothing – you brought me into this world etc etc (or something like that) – that’s absolute bullshit – whoever wrote that should be taken out and ‘tarred and feathered’ – now they were the days
And whilst we are on the subject of retarded juveniles what has it been with Dockers supporters – how is they have put up with the crap they have been dealt by their club their players and their board for the past 15 odd years – it’s enough to turn a grown man (women know nothing about football) towards religion – now there is a subject of great uselessness – now I firmly believe there is a greater force somewhere out there and have truly experienced the wrath of the Yin Yang and the cricket gods when I have opened my big mouth once or twice too often (done that a few times to might i say) but to accept that a God such as the one that is most bandied around in the western world that accepts and allows the crap that goes down is bordering on the ludicrous – what kind of god allows the stuff that recently happened in China with the meat cleavers and kids – if that’s god then it’s a god then someone wants to have a good look at his job description ( I would completely recant all of that bit if He (and it has to be a he – it has to be a man that created the earth and the heavens – if it was a female they would still be in committee) allowed me to go back and say goodbye to dad (just once – not much to ask of an all seeing and doing god i would have thought – one goodbye for a soul (perhaps a bit bent around the edges but essentially unscathed by the perversions of drugs and immoral women (except that one time in band camp)
Where was I oh yeah Kids useless mob* they are
*except those who play sport really well, those who laugh at my jokes (there’s a rare breed), those who work in soup kitchens, raise money for charities, help little old ladies across the street or Uni students who protest about everything –(more power to them, even when their cause is crap – without the likes of those guys and girls we might still be in Vietnam
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